Declaration of Interdependance

What the fuck is up with american idol?

and I need to take a shower.

plus it's cold

which makes me (not) want to take a shower.

but I can make you something

or me something

or sit here.

yes I will sit here until eleven.

please plus thank-you god, I don't want to get the hiccups again.

they're a medical problem with no solution. 

diaphragm. 

(not) the form of birth control.